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This Toilet Tuesday (9/30/25)
O Fecal Fiend, O Pandemonic Porcelain, lift Thy lid that we might worship with hole-y vigor. This week, we’ve got ... -
Track Premiere: Incriminating Silence – “Curse of the Clairvoyant”
At first, the seer’s visions seemed a gift: knowledge of weather patterns ensured the best crop yields, and roving armies ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (9/23/25)
Odorous portal; vile lavatory; putrid potty. By many names is the Bowl known, and ye shall know it by the ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (9/16/25)
O Abyssal Maw, O Hungry Head, the deities of the Upper Deck call to all asscolytes ov the Toilet. This ... -
Flush it Friday: Pinbowl Novice
Over the last 10 months, my partner has opened my owl eyes to the wonderful, confusing, overstimulating world of pinball. ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (9/9/25)
O Cloggèd Can, O Broken Bemis, forgive mine own sins for last Tuesday’s dropping of the WP TP. This week ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (8/26/25)
O derrière crápuscule, O abyssal rim, Thy flush is lush with our gifts. This week, we’ve got the moving dead, ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (8/19/25)
O Blanchèd Bowl, O Pallid Pooper, take for Thyself the gifts of those who revel in sewer equally. This week, ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (8/12/25)
As the weeks leak out of summer, we must take care to hydrate; what better way than sticking your entire ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (8/5/25)
O Bowl Below, O Pernicious Potty, we invoke Thy swirling and the roaring of Thy pipes. This week, we’ve got ...
