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Theophrastus Bombastus

Theophrastus Bombastus

Rust Belt writer and (f)artist person. Opinions are your own.

  • 6
    Aug

    Review: Ulvik – Cascades

    Metal, Reviews
    By Theophrastus Bombastus
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    0
    From the woods of British Columbia, Ulvik delivers their latest, Cascades.
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  • 4
    Aug

    Video Premiere: Rise to the Sky – “Life in Suspense”

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    By Theophrastus Bombastus
    2465
    0
    Hailing from Chile, Rise to the Sky shares soaring riffs and poignant grief on “Life in Suspense.”
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  • Four LPs splayed on a colorful blanket.
    23
    Jul

    Tankcrimes 4 for $20 Review

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    By Theophrastus Bombastus
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    0
    In June, estimable Oakland label Tankcrimes offered an awesome deal.
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  • An actor dresses as Oedipus with his eyes made up to look gouged out.
    2
    Jul

    Flush It Friday: TheoBomb’s Catharsis Corner

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    By Theophrastus Bombastus
    2031
    0
    Hi Toilet! What a short and/or long week it’s been.
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  • 28
    Jun

    Review: Kollapse – Sult

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    By Theophrastus Bombastus
    4333
    0
    Ready to rage?
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  • 16
    Jun

    Interview: Kayhan Vaziri of Yautja

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    By Theophrastus Bombastus
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    0
    Lyrically and musically, Yautja’s The Lurch is a 45-minute reminder of the chaotic state of the world.
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  • 3
    Jun

    Review: Inhuman Condition – Rat˚God

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    By Theophrastus Bombastus
    2851
    0
    Many readers on this site will agree that early-‘90s Florida death metal is pretty fucking good.
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  • Kafka in Corpse Paint with a hidden :sacson:
    28
    May

    Kafka in Metal: A Literary Listen

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    By Theophrastus Bombastus
    2505
    0
    One of the most metal writers to ever do it was born in Prague in 1883.
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  • 13
    May

    Review & Interview: Grey Aura – Zwart vierkant

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    By Theophrastus Bombastus
    2823
    0
    Grey Aura has been working for a decade, using black metal to construct stories that reach beyond the limits of ...
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  • Åskog album cover featuring a carrion bird eating a dead wolf.
    6
    May

    Album Premiere: Åskog — Varþnaþer

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    By Theophrastus Bombastus
    2828
    1
    From the wilds of Western Sweden, black metallers Åskog emerge with their first full-length, Varþnaþer.
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