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Theophrastus Bombastus

Theophrastus Bombastus

Rust Belt writer and (f)artist person. Opinions are your own.

  • 24
    May

    Track Premiere: Sensory Amusia – “Breed Death”

    Metal, New Stuff, Premiere
    By Theophrastus Bombastus
    117
    1
    You’ve had a long day at the office.
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  • 11
    May

    Album Premiere: Katharos – Of Lineages Long Forgotten

    Metal, Premiere
    By Theophrastus Bombastus
    226
    1
    Like a band of Uruk-Hai roaring their way out of Isengard, Sweden’s Katharos is here with a new symphonic black ...
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  • 26
    Apr

    Interview: Kim Kelly Talks Fight Like Hell and her metal roots

    Interviews, Metal, New Stuff, Not Metal
    By Theophrastus Bombastus
    171
    0
    For many longtime readers, Kim Kelly likely needs no introduction.
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  • 6
    Apr

    Track Premiere & Interview: Melopœia – “Of the Valar, Part I: Seven and Seven”

    Metal, Nerd Shit, New Stuff, Premiere
    By Theophrastus Bombastus
    197
    0
    Metal has more than its fair share of Tolkien-inspired band names. There’s Amon Amarth, Cirith Ungol, Falls of Rauros, etc. ...
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    31
    Mar

    Track Premiere: Notturno – “Falling”

    Metal, New Stuff, Premiere
    By Theophrastus Bombastus
    196
    0
    Notturno is here with a hefty dose of Ophelian rage on their debut album, Obsessions. The brainchild of Italian multi-instrumentalist ...
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  • Kyiv's Maidan square from the air
    4
    Mar

    Flush It Friday: Змийте Путіна в унітаз

    Bandcamp Friday, Flush it Friday
    By Theophrastus Bombastus
    181
    0
    Unless you’re currently watching RT, you probably noticed that Russia has launched a brutal invasion of Ukraine.
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  • 28
    Feb

    Album Premiere: Snøgg – Dan, ko je Vrag vzel šalo

    Metal, New Stuff, Premiere
    By Theophrastus Bombastus
    229
    2
    Black metal is at its best when it looks away from the mirror.
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  • 3
    Feb

    Review: Krvvla – X

    Metal, New Stuff, Reviews
    By Theophrastus Bombastus
    281
    0
    I don’t know how this band’s name is pronounced.
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  • 21
    Jan

    Mur – Cut the Rivers Vein (Early Premiere & Interview)

    Interviews, Metal, New Stuff
    By Theophrastus Bombastus
    315
    0
    Minnesota’s Mur has managed a remarkable fusion of classical and avante-garde.
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  • 14
    Jan

    Video Premiere: Horned Wolf – “Become Like They Are”

    Metal, New Stuff, Premiere
    By Theophrastus Bombastus
    298
    0
    Perhaps you haven’t heard of Lawrence, Kansas’s Horned Wolf. I certainly hadn’t. By the end of this blurb, however, you, ...
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