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Theophrastus Bombastus

Theophrastus Bombastus

Rust Belt writer and (f)artist person. Opinions are your own.

  • A pig getting shot in the fucken head
    24
    Feb

    Video Premiere: Úzkost – “For Property and Profit”

    Metal, Premiere
    By Theophrastus Bombastus
    1058
    0
    It’s fair to say we don’t love cops here at the Terlet.
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  • Sacred Son blowing his nose.
    27
    Jan

    Flush It Friday: The Common Cold

    Flush it Friday, Open Swim
    By Theophrastus Bombastus
    141
    0
    Well, it finally got me—not the ’Rona; that was a year and a half ago, but the MFin’ common cold. ...
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  • College graduates
    2
    Dec

    Flush It Friday: The Ivory Tower

    Flush it Friday, Open Swim
    By Theophrastus Bombastus
    235
    0
    As Twitter continues to swell in its red giant era, it seems many are saving the most outrageous takes for ...
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  • 26
    Aug

    Review: Phase IV – Phase IV

    Reviews
    By Theophrastus Bombastus
    507
    0
    Sci-fi metal is often propulsive and epic.
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  • A toilet sits in front of pipes and grimy stone walls with Dane peeking from the top right.
    19
    Aug

    Flush It Friday: Pittsburgh Potty

    Flush it Friday
    By Theophrastus Bombastus
    339
    0
    In my part of the Rust Belt, there are lots of basement toilets.
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  • 12
    Aug

    Flush It Friday: Graveyard Grumblings

    Flush it Friday
    By Theophrastus Bombastus
    289
    0
    I spent this morning in the graveyard.
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  • Black metal faces crudely photoshopped onto Dutch football fans.
    21
    Jul

    A Touch of the Dutch

    Metal, Reviews
    By Theophrastus Bombastus
    423
    0
    Let’s check in with the Swamp Germans, as Eenzaamheid calls his people. 
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  • 15
    Jul

    Flush It Friday: Deep Field Ceiling

    Flush it Friday
    By Theophrastus Bombastus
    305
    0
    Hey! As Aaron Lewis would say, it’s been a while.
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  • 24
    May

    Track Premiere: Sensory Amusia – “Breed Death”

    Metal, New Stuff, Premiere
    By Theophrastus Bombastus
    502
    1
    You’ve had a long day at the office.
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  • 11
    May

    Album Premiere: Katharos – Of Lineages Long Forgotten

    Metal, Premiere
    By Theophrastus Bombastus
    602
    1
    Like a band of Uruk-Hai roaring their way out of Isengard, Sweden’s Katharos is here with a new symphonic black ...
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