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Premiere: With Wesenwille, “From One We Are Many”
There’s a black cloud amassing over The Netherlands, a gravid thunderhead bristling with energy, emotion, violence, and… thoughtfulness? It’s a ... -
Hail the Kaiju with Oxygen Destroyer
Late last week, kaiju thrashing maniacs Oxygen Destroyer dropped an atomic riff bomb on Metal City, bathing us in the warm ... -
Monster Movie Double Smash: Pacific Rim Uprising and Rampage
You, as a patron of the Toilet, are a high-minded connoisseur of art and culture. You eat the finest foie ... -
Sunday Sesh: Build Your Own Story with Song Titles
Earlier this week, my good pal Caboose (you know him ’round these parts as the flaccid Ann Kvlter), sent me ... -
Plug in and Burn out with Soom’s Bizarro New Video
Dear reader, you’ve worked hard this week. You deserve a mental voyage down the rabbit hole, and there’s no better ... -
Premiere: Gaerea’s “Absent” Makes All-Consuming Blackness Appetizing
Open wide, kids, cuz I’ve got a dangerously hot and recklessly addictive new premiere coming right for your throat! Like ... -
Flush It Friday: Highlights with Weekend Dad
I’m typing this up while on a conference call! Technology, amirite? -
It’s Safe to Assume You’ll Love This Assumption Premiere
When I was but a wee lad, constantly making poor decisions based on faulty logic, Mama Dubs used to admonish ... -
Learn Statistics with Slugdge
You’d think that the divine inspriation of an esoteric cult that deifies gastropods would supply sufficient lyrical fodder to last Slugdge ... -
Sunday Sesh: The ToH Egg Hunt Extravaganza!
To our handful of religious readers, happy Easter and/or Passover! To the other 99% of you, happy Sunday. And to ...
