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Got nine minutes to spare? Then get your sack whipped by Apocalyptic Noise Syndicate
Are you the kind of person who drinks hot coffee while walking down the street because you’re too far too ... -
Sunday Sesh: What’s Your Favorite Drum Performance in 2K18 (so far)?
Those show-boatin’, guitar-playin’ gloryhogs who write the riffs and yarl into the mic may get all the attention, but they ... -
The New Autokrator Album Is Too Heavy for My Morning Commute
Look, I’ve only got ten minutes in the car in the morning. I don’t want to spend all ten of ... -
Sunday Sesh: The March Madness Episode
Listen up, lurkers, Ethletes (eww, typing that word just makes me feel clammy), heshers, and cape-wearing dungeon synth freaks, it’s ... -
Sunday Sesh: The Tennessee Episode
Guess what, boners? I’m writing this post from Tennessee. Yes. That Tennessee. You know what that means. We doin’ this Tennessee ... -
Premiere: The Crushing Heartbreak of Altars of Grief’s “Broken Hymns”
This week, Toilet ov Hell has proffered unto you a veritable cornucopia of brutal, fast, and heavy premieres, the end ... -
Free Metal Detector: Exlimitir Invite You to a Weird, Silvery Death
Alien hell sounds from the Mountains of Madness? Seismic rhythm changes and strange rumbles in the pelagic depths? A sterling ... -
Premiere: The Unheralded Brutality of Depravity’s “The Great Divide”
Sometime last week, Transcending Obscurity label head Kunal messaged me to offer an opportunity to premiere a death metal track that ... -
Sunday Sesh: The Title in the Lyrics Episode
Do you remember how you felt when you heard President Thomas J. Whitmore say, “Today we celebrate our Independence Day!” ... -
Sunday Sesh: The Worship Bands Episode
Since you’re a consumer of the finest, most sophisticated poop fetish toilet-themed metal blog on the internet, I know that ...
