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The Worst Metal Song Of All Time: The Flushable Four
As predicted, we got SUPERBRO vs. SUPERBRO and SWOOPYCUT vs. SWOOPYCUT. These are matchups that the demons in the deepest circles of hell ... -
TMP: Archspire, Immolation, Marduk, and More!
It’s President’s Day, a strange holiday where I think you’re supposed to pour one out for our boy Washington. [Editor’s ... -
The Worst Metal Song of All Time: The Earache Eight
Whew, there were some close matchups in that last round. Morbid Angel beat Machine Head by FOUR VOTES, and I ... -
The Worst Metal Song of All Time: Sweet SixSixSixteen
The results are in and the next round is here. The decisions certainly aren’t any easier. -
Palmer: The Re(Inter)view
I’ve been pleasantly surprised by the amount of good post metal this year, and this experimental Swiss band is keeping ... -
The Worst Metal Song of All Time: Round of 32 (Part 2)
The rest of the bracket is revealed! -
TMP: Baring Teeth, Mammoth Grinder, Fen, and More!
As of about noon on Sunday I haven’t yet been consumed by the snow, but it’s coming down hard still, ... -
The Worst Metal Song of All Time: Round of 32 (Part 1)
It has been a little while since we got together as a community and decided the winner of an epic ... -
Review: Gloson’s Grimen (& Also Some Complaining)
If I told you what genre this album is, would you still click me? -
TMP: Conan, Primitive Man, Barren Earth, and More!
It’s national “call in sick (bloated and hungover)” day in the US. Metal might not be what you want to ...
