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Shirt Stains: AVENGED! SEVENFOLD! BOOTLEGS! M SHADOWS!
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What’s the Deal With #MetalBandCampGiftClub?
Since Wednesday, January 6th, a phenomenon known as the Metal Bandcamp Gift Club has swept through Twitter’s metal community. You ... -
SRiHKAL 2015 – Short Releases I Have Known And Loved (Part Four)
There was a veritable glut of intoxicating short-releases that made their way into my bloodstream during the past year, and ... -
Bump N’ Grind: Three Things Missed From 2015 and One From 2012
2015 may be through with us, but we ain’t through with 2015. Over the course of the holiday season, I ... -
SRiHKAL 2015 – Short Releases I Have Known And Loved (Part Three)
There was a veritable glut of intoxicating short-releases that made their way into my bloodstream during the past year, and ... -
The Battle Jacket War Division
The mighty Battle Jacket is a possession that many metalheads hold dear to their blackened hearts. Whether or not you ... -
(Prog) Death Metal Or Die Trying
Opeth has been distancing themselves from death metal for years. Who will you look to for prog/death when they’re gone? -
Ruin Your Friendships with Board Games and Metal
Are you a socially awkward metalhead whose only relationships are with strangers on some weird, potentially poop-fetish site on the ... -
7 Reasons Why Scorpions Still Rock
Here at the Toilet ov Hell, we like to poke fun at Buttzfeed listmania clickbait. But, sometimes we are very passionate about the ... -
A glimpse into Venezuelan Death Metal: Baphometh, Epitafio, Natastor & Krueger
When you hear about Venezuela, you probably think about crazy presidents, good food, beauty contests, or the biggest waterfall ever. Those ...









