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Sci-fi Synth Rock Mega-Review: Zombi, Majeure, and Maserati
Three bands. Three new albums. All synth rock, all day. -
Danzig Memes Is A Treasure Trove Of Photochopped Glory
You may not be able to photograph Glenn Danzig at one of his performances because he will fight you if ... -
The Lyrics Corner: The Monolith Deathcult’s “Den Ensomme Nordens Dronning”
Metal lyrics usually suck. In this new feature, I’m going to highlight lyrics that suck less. Grab a stool and ... -
Neat! If You Slow Down Alvin & The Chipmunks It Sounds like Candlemass
FFO: Chipmunks, Chop & Screw, Summoning Lucifer. -
Down Into the Dungeon With a Bear(god)
Once upon a time, two men had the same idea upon the same week. This idea grew until it had ... -
Review: Serious Beak – Ankaa
Seriousus beakii (Common name: Serious Beak) is a species of terrestrial bird endemic to the eastern coast of Australia. The species is ... -
Mystery Horror Theater with Leif and Dubs: Episode VI
Welcome back to our dankly darkly lit theater of terror, where all of your worst nightmares come true, or something, maybe. ... -
Morbid Tomes: Graphic Brutality
Welcome back to my ongoing examination of those fearsome places where the worlds of heavy music and print meet. You ... -
Spooky Soundtracks: Top 10 Castlevania Songs
“Die monster, you don’t belong on this Toilet!” -
Five Metal Moments that were Bad and Not Good
All real metal heads agree that these METAL moments were totally NOT metal, which is to say not good!
