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Weekly Welease Wednesday (2/18/26)
O wrathful Rim, Thou who destroyed the Hemorrhoid, we offer this offal to the bowl below. This week, we’ve got ... -
Review: Aggressive Perfector – Come Creeping Fiends
Gather ’round, ye metal thrashing madmen. -
TMP: Devenial Verdict, Cryptic Shift, Frozen Soul, and More!
Can’t talk now, watching curling. -
Review: Ashbringer – Subglacial
I’ve been a fan of Ashbringer since at least 2019, so I’ve been pretty excited to check out the upcoming ... -
Review: Exhumed – Red Asphalt
Exhumed‘s latest 10-track-pile-up burns rubber and drives recklessly. For fans of David Cronenberg’s Crash. -
Review: Fossilization – Advent of Wounds
In the desert just a few hours away from my humble abode exists a forest. Not a forest like the ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (2/10/26)
O Frigid Feculator, O Hershey-Squirt Heresiarch, take the plunge for Thy acolytes, that we may flush free. This week, we’ve ... -
Review: Varials – Where The Light Leaves
Buckle up, these breakdowns are gonna kick your ass, I know they kicked mine. -
TMP: Egregore, The Scalar Process, Enisum, and More!
I expect a zero-engagement article on the post-big-game post. -
Flush It Friday: Well, Don’t It Seem Like You’ve Been Here Before?
Using FiF to once again talk about a non-metal record that’s been on my mind. Cry about it.
