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TMP: The First of the New Year is Always a Dud, and More!
Honestly, I was using every minute of my time off from work to do as little as humanly possible, so ... -
Review: Mineral Reflectance – Des Chemins de Vie
Seven (+ 1 bonus) eclectic visions of petrified melancholy -
Extended Play: Again With These Things?
List Season doesn’t mean the EPs stop comin’. While you gasp for breath under the avalanche of top-rated albums you ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (12/21/21)
Happy solstice! In celebration of the changing of seasons, I’ve brought you all this week’s new metal album releases. They’re ... -
TMP: Celeste, Wombbath, Cloakroom, and More!
It’s that time of year where no one is paying attention to music, so the interesting releases are, smartly, more ... -
TOP ALBUMS OV 2021 W/ 365 DAYS OF HORROR, EENZAAMHEID, AND NORDLING RITES OV KARHU!
LISTMANIA 2K21 DAY 4, YE ALABASTER ACOLYTES! You know that feeling of too much of a good thing? What about ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (12/14/21)
Top 10 list season is in full swing here at the Toilet, but new music stops for no one, and ... -
TMP: Abysmal Dawn, Immolation, Wiegedood, and More!
No time for commentary, new Halo campaign is too fun. -
This Toilet Tuesday (12/7/21)
Toilet Tuesday comes ’round once again, and with it a blizzard of new albums falling from the sky like manna. ... -
Review: VHS – I Heard They Suck…Blood
Despite the genre being inherently silly, it’s all too rare that you encounter a metal band willing to take the ...