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Stay the Hell Away from Viberate
Remember my satirical article about a shady-ass promoter selling bands fake currency to help them with promotion? Turns out that ... -
Ministry to Release the Most Embarrassing Album of 2018
It is with a heavy heart that I report the early 2000s are back. -
Bands, Don’t Rip Off Each Other’s Album Art
Earlier today, I was browsing through new releases on Bandcamp, as I am wont to do most mornings, when I ... -
TMP: Conan, Darkthrone, Iced Earth, Napalm Death, Necrophobic & More!
There’s an exhausting amount of news to be had this week, so you better start early. -
Flush It Friday: Where Are They Now?
In which I catch up with three bands/artists I’ve previously mentioned and thank you for your continued privilege of this ... -
Gibson is Killing Cakewalk and Taking the Money
It takes something that I am either incredibly excited about or incredibly incensed about to write much of anything outside ... -
Gene Simmons: too much of a creep for Fox News
Oh, so now Fox News cares about horny old cretins harassing female staffers. -
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Pestilence Cancels Album Art Due to Plagiarism
Great news for fans of artistic integrity. Terrible news for fans of plagiarized PS3 looking ass game cover art. -
Premiere: The Cataclysmic Grind of Krupskaya’s “Theosophical Separation of Earth”
Theosophy is a branch of Western occult esotericism concerned with divining the nature of eternity through spiritual revelation. It’s fitting, ...
