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This Toilet Tuesday (3/24/26)
O Diarrheal Duke, O Plumbèd Prince, Thy walls are enscribed with the turds of the prophets. This week, we’ve got ... -
Flush It Friday: You Must Believe In Spring
“Beneath the deepest snows, The secret of a rose, Is merely that it knows, You must believe in spring…” -
Tag Diving: Virginia
Virginia is for lovers. Salutations stinkers! Welcome back to Tag Diving, the column where I, your occasionally absent Reliquary Tower, ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (3/17/26)
O Great Bowl Below, O Potty Pandemonic, secret away our secretions and absolve our asses. This week, we’ve got homework, ... -
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Flush It Friday: In Rotation
In lieu of something more sophisticated, here are some records I’ve been spinning this past week: -
Interview: Peter Helmis of Algernon Cadwallader
I had the absolute pleasure of sitting down with Algernon Cadwallader’s bassist/vocalist Peter Helmis to talk about the band’s reunion, ... -
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This Toilet Tuesday (3/10/26)
O Titan ov #2, O Faustian Facility, with every kernel of truth, we reveal ourselves to you. This week, we’ve ... -
