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Sunday Sesh: 2011 – Never Forget
“Change makes for horribly clichéd quotes” – Everyone (Always). -
Flush it Friday: The Randall is definitely not a poser Edition
Flush it Friday, the holiest of toilet traditions. -
This Toilet Tuesday (8/9/16)
You pound your fists on the massive stone gate separating you from freedom. “It will do you no good! Your ... -
TMP: Tribulation, Gatecreeper, He Whose Ox is Gored, and More!
The Monday Press newsroom is ready for the Olympic weeks. While we don’t have anything particularly sassy or cynical to ... -
Flush it Friday: WHAT THE FUCK MORE CATS?!
Two weeks ago I had zeros of cats. Today I have threes of cats. How the hell did that happen? -
Discover the Secret of Steel with this Manowar Lyric Generator
HAIL AND KILL! TRUE METAL WARRIORS! INTO GLORY WE SHALL PREVAIL! WITH TRUE METAL LYRICS! -
This Toilet Tuesday (8/2/16)
Welcome to another round of This Toilet Tuesday! The summer rolls on and the music continues to flow; you need ... -
TMP: Inter Arma, Trap Them, Khemmis, and More!
I just provide the news, what you do with it is your business. -
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Flush it Friday: Coming Home
Welcome to Friday, in which I finally have something to talk about. Unbeknownst to most of the Toilet, I have ...
