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Guacamole-Finally-Writes-About-Metal Thursday
Yes, fair sistren and brethren. Your eyes do not deceive. Tis I, Guacamole Jim (aka Glock Jim, aka Your Friendly ... -
The Official TovH Noise Rock Primer
We fans of loud weirdness collectively lost our gizz last week when noisecore darlings Ken Mode dropped a new track that ... -
Mini-Reviews from around the Toilet Bowl VIII
Are you a big review boy or a little review boy? I hope you picked little review boy, because we ... -
Listmania: Top 10 Covers Of Black Sabbath Songs From The Ozzy Osbourne Days
I do not count very well. Counting is hard when you have webbed fingers. If that was in my long ... -
Anatomy of an Album: The Nuts and Bolts
There’s been much discussion lately over what makes an album “classic” or “groundbreaking.” In the last edition of this series, ... -
Whiff o’ the Week (4/5/2015)
“Of course, it is likely enough, my friends, that we are going to our doom: the last march of the ... -
Down Into the Dungeon with Masterlord
You wouldn’t be too far off in pinning raw black metal as the pinnacle of basement music dorkery, but you’d still be ... -
Gimme Something to Watch: Beyond The Black Rainbow
“I looked into the eye of the god. It looked right back through me. It looked through everything… it was ... -
Anatomy of an Album: The Classic Approach
Take a look at the first three entries in our Groundbreakers series and think back to some of the objectively ... -
Don’t Miss This! Vol. X: The Guacamole Rap Edition
It’s been a little while since we’ve run a Don’t Miss This. It’s been even longer since I’ve run one ...
