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Novelty Band to Wildly Successful Artist: “u suk”
Keywords: Steel Panther, Kanye West, Beck, Beyoncé, The Grammys, Dane Cook-tier jokes. -
Whiff o’ the Week (2/15/2015)
“Then the Unlight of Ungoliant rose up even to the roots of the trees, and Melkor sprang upon the mound; ... -
Washington Think Tank with W.: What’s your favorite unconventional song in a band’s repertoire?
Greetings, friends. I’ve been getting a number of emails/messages/comments with Think Tank ideas, and I love it. Thank you all ... -
In Defense of U.D.O.
Hey, it’s MonStar. You don’t know me well, but I did inspire the ‘Best Unsigned Band’ state competition, so hopefully ... -
Whiff o’ the Week (2/8/2015)
Earth raised up her head From the darkness dread and drear, Her light fled, Stony, dread, And her locks covered ... -
Tech Death Thursday: Anata
What’s this? The criminal maniac is doing a write up on a tech death band? You’re not Jack Bauer. You ... -
Washington Think Tank with W.: What makes a metal vocalist great?
Greetings, friends. I come bearing word from our good buddy and power-user George Lynch. GL is taking a break from ... -
SocioHeavyology Pt. 2 – Why Don’t We Dance?
In my previous entry of this hard-hitting pesudo-intellectual series on the behavior of audience members at live musical performances, I discussed how I believe that ... -
Whiff o’ the Week (2/1/2015)
“Go, then. There are other worlds than these.” Release from life. This is Whiff o’ the Week.









