-
Might and Majesty: A Review of Keep of Kalessin’s Epistemology
Epic. The word has become commonplace in our everyday parlance. When even the most mundane and banal works are attributed ... -
Which Heavy Metal Cult Is Right for You?
Are you lonely, scared, confused? Do you desire friends? Does your life lack meaningful interaction with other human beings? Do ... -
Sound Off: Worst “Official” Band Websites
Let’s b real here: social media has all but eliminated the need for official band websites. If you’re interested in ... -
Whiff o’ the Week (2/22/15)
“The most merciful thing in the world… is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents.” Embrace ... -
Mini-Reviews from around the Toilet Bowl, Pt. Deux
You folks sure seemed to love this the last time we did it, so here we are again. Today we’ve ... -
Discussion: What Frontman Attributes Are Crucial for Success?
Flush this hack! What do you imagine your favorite frontman/woman as? Maybe as a mighty warrior standing atop a golden ... -
Let’s Talk About Proto-Djent
Prog metal is my jam. Downtuned guitars are my jam. Ambient music is my jam. Bouncy riffs? Totally my jam. A ... -
-
-
Novelty Band to Wildly Successful Artist: “u suk”
Keywords: Steel Panther, Kanye West, Beck, Beyoncé, The Grammys, Dane Cook-tier jokes.
