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HessianHunter

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HessianHunter is a man of science, a bike commuter, and a scholar of Magic The Gathering philosophy. You can find him drumming in one of several not-quite-metal bands at one of Minneapolis's finest dive bars on almost any given night of the week.

  • 28
    Nov

    Review: Cult Leader – A Patient Man

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    By HessianHunter
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    The newest Cult Leader record is recommended for fans of Converge and Chelsea Wolfe alike.
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  • 12
    Nov

    Review: Daughters – You Won’t Get What You Want

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    By HessianHunter
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    Daughters just put out the album of the year and the comeback album of the decade.
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  • 26
    Sep

    “No audience. No show.” A Tale of DIY Triumph

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    By HessianHunter
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    Minneapolis’s Tongue Party are an unstoppable troupe of rambunctious hooligans who live and breathe DIY rock and roll. These noise ...
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  • 10
    May

    Premiere: Poney – “Cube”

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    By HessianHunter
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    Wisconsin’s Poney are a five-man beach party riding a flying carpet of fuzzy stoner magic on “Cube”, a song we are ...
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  • 26
    Feb

    MACHINE GUN KELLY – SWING LIFE AWAY: A VIDEO BREAKDOWN

    Video Breakdown
    By HessianHunter
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    In this week’s video breakdown, HessianHunter puts a spotlight on rapper Machine Gun Kelly’s interpretation of a classic ballad from ...
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  • 16
    Nov

    The Quiet Before The Storm: An Interview w/ Robin of The Ocean

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    By HessianHunter
    2889
    6
    HessianHunter got the chance to talk to Robin Staps from The Ocean about his label Pelagic Records, their massive new compilation, ...
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  • 9
    Nov

    Review: Converge – The Dusk In Us

    Reviews
    By HessianHunter
    3670
    34
    On the long-running band’s 9th full length album, Converge brings us back to metalcore’s confused, earnest roots.
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  • 6
    Oct

    Flush It Friday: Pumpkin Spice Edition

    Open Swim
    By HessianHunter
    2598
    90
    Welcome to the Pumpkin-Spiciest Flush It Friday of 2017! It’s been a pretty eventful couple o’ weeks for your old ...
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  • 13
    Sep

    Hey, Local Bands, Stop Doing This Bullshit

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    By HessianHunter
    522938
    313
    If you are in a local band, I am probably about to talk shit about you. I am not sorry.
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  • 24
    Jul

    TRACK PREMIERE: AZIZA – “SUPER PREDATOR”

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    By HessianHunter
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    7
    The Midwestern lords of midtempo sludge riffs are back with their sleaziest jam to date.
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