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Mini-Reviews from Around the Toilet Bowl: 10-15-15
Mini Reviews brought to you from now on by Moshito, the non-alcoholic Mojito. -
Free Metal Detector: Taxi Driver Records Sampler
It’s been a while since one of these was posted; thankfully, this lizard is looking out for you cheapskate bastards. ... -
Delusions and Grandeur: A Review of So Hideous‘s Laurestine
This is not a conventional metal album, so we’re going to try to do things a little differently with this ... -
Review: Mesarthim – Isolate
After going through my album history from earlier this year to commence a sort of sketchy end-of-year recap, I came across ... -
Review: Nile – What Should Not Be Unearthed
South Carolina death metallers Nile have released their eighth studio album, What Should Not Be Unearthed. Being a gigantic Nile ... -
Svart Records Promo Roundup: Speedtrap, Abyssion, Sabbath Assembly And The Exploding Eyes Orchestra
I like Svart Records, not that anybody would’ve really had a chance to miss that. The good people over at ... -
Album Review: Lament Cityscape – The Torn
“The Nothing” from The Neverending Story was one of the most terrifying concepts of my childhood. A raging black cloud ... -
Record Swap: Deuce Vs. Beargod
In this edition of Record Swap, our resident gun-and-lightsaber-toting gangster Ron Deuce faces off against the malevolent ursine deity Nordling ... -
Review: Dumbsaint – Panorama, in ten pieces.
“‘Panorama, in ten pieces.’ is a suburban horror that tells the story of a residential street in darkness. Populated by ... -
I saw Van Halen on a Tinder date and it went about as well as ...
In which one poor idea becomes two.
