Once upon a time, there was a fledgling owl with a father who believed too much in his son’s constitution. That father showed a 7 year-old Rold the movie Aliens, and he hid in the bathroom, feeling nauseous and terrified for about an hour after Bishop got the old one-two spew from a particularly pissed-off brood momma. Fast forward to 2019 and I still can’t look at milk the same way; however, I now love horror movies and I’m especially fond of this Chrimbus gift from my old man:

“You still don’t understand what you’re dealing with, do you? Perfect organism. Its structural perfection is matched only by its hostility.”

The holidays did a number on the #CONTENT mill, but we still brought you some coal for your stockings.

Lacertilian premiered a death/doom doozy from Atavisma off of Prolapse records:

Premiere: Atavisma prove Death + Doom = Dread

The Boiz exchanged pop culture mash-ups, illegal substances and of course, lots and lots of spilled crimson fluid on the Toilet Radio Chrimbus Happy Holiday extravaganza:

Toilet Radio 221: Merry Xmas To Us

365 brought us proof that our own talented community is basically a bunch of Pär Olofssons compared to some of the garbage out there in 2019:

The Worst Album Art of 2019

That is all. Tell us about your week. Did you keep the Chrimbus bush trimmed and wet? Get any cool knick-knacks? Gimme the G/B/U.