I am desperately looking for something hopeful to latch onto, so let’s go with the fact that the U.S. officially rejoined the Paris Agreement today. Yes, this is a completely symbolic gesture. Work with me here. If the absolute buffoons that led to the current crisis in Texas can’t be reasoned with (surprise: they can’t), perhaps we should lean into staving off horrific ice-storms. And avoiding extinction events. Things like that. Anyways, here’s hoping that our Texas fam are safe and back in their homes before long. If only this could’ve been avoided, smh smh.

Spear dwelled and our loins swelled for this Unflesh premiere:

Premiere: Unflesh – “Amongst Horrors Must I Dwell”

GoatForest wiped off his corpse paint for this no-nonsense Muka outing:

Review: Muka– Patologija Poniznosti

BMP referenced music theory in the title of his Ad Nauseam review. Does he know he did it? The verdict is maybe:

Counterpoint: Ad Nauseam – Imperative Imperceptible Impulse (Well, Not Really a Counterpoint Because I Don’t Really Understand This Record So There Is No Point To Counter But Goddammit I Made This Post Anyway)

IGoM put the wild waters in this roar with a premiere of Spelljammer‘s Abyssal Trip:

Premiere: Full Fathom Five Lies Spelljammer’s Abyssal Trip

G/B/Us below. Emphasize the Gs if you have any!