Mini-Haikus From Around the Bowl (4/16/20)


Normalcy is dead

And the review has evolved

Haiku time, bitches

Alpha-O-MagaMake America Grind Again
Horror Pain Gore Death Productions | March 6, 2020

Political grind
It is an album that exists
The world keeps spinning

~365 Days of Horror

L’Homme AbsurdeBelong
Self-Released | January 17, 2020

Cult Of Luna vibes
Great post-metal from Russia
Heavy and pretty

~365 Days of Horror

Insect ArkThe Vanishing
Profound Lore | February 28, 2020

Instrumental grooves
Writhing and undulating
Even better live

~365 Days of Horror

Strange Aeons | March 31, 2020

Blackened Punk stylings
Not executed too well
Think I’ve had enough


Omni ExpressFlorida Man
Independent | March 8, 2020

Synthwave BDM
Whimsical and pretty fun
Korn cover sucks bad


GanondorfAncient Ruins
Third I Rex | November 30, 2019

Really nothing new
Just solid-ass black metal
No Zelda, sorry


JennerThe Test of Time EP
Independent | March 30th, 2020

Melodic thrashing
Vocals recall cigarettes
And somehow No Doubt


IceaxeLone Climber on the Longest Ridge
Independent | March 30th, 2020

Blackened hiking tunes
Structures so adventurous
Even Richter digs


ProtosequenceA Blunt Description of Something Obscene
Lacerated Enemy | May 19th, 2020

The tech riffs are sick
But the “prog” feels overplayed
Also lolbuttz cleans


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