Search Results for: "this toilet tuesday"
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Today, we prostrate ourselves before thy polished plumbing, for thy gifts are many. This week we’ve got enflutened prog death, ...
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O Beelzebowlb, fecal fiend of the fiery rings, show us the ways of sin and porcelain. This week we’ve got ...
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O deliverer ov dookies, O great bowl in the depths ov Dis, may thy ceramic shine blind mine eyes to ...
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O precious privy, lustrous latrine, swallow up the sewage that is the byproduct of our lives. This week we’ve got ...
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O great waste wallower, o highest throne of turds, our offerings steam for you. This week we’ve got motorcycle doom, ...
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O fecal fomenter, o intestinal inciter, thy shining rim dost call to mine own. This week we’ve got a dearth ...
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O cardinal crapper, we followers of the feces beseech thee: accept this offal offering, and bestow us with regularity. This ...
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O consumer of odorous offerings, today we bestow upon ye but a scant scattering of scat. This week we’ve got ...
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O achromatic throne, thee of pallid lid, bestow upon us thy weekly seepage. Our ears are far too clean; they ...
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Our boy Rolderathis is slowly rotting away in his chambers at the moment, so it has fallen to me to ...
