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Fuck Me, I Had to Review Alestorm
Some time ago, I embarked on a perilous voyage, one that brought me through the dreaded Pirate Metal Archipelago. The ... -
Porkins’ Pirate Adventure: Half-Mast
My fellow Toileteers, Great Sitters on the Porcelain Throne, esteemed ladies and gentlemen of The Bowl, I apologize to all ... -
TMP: Pissgrave, Alterage, Swallow the Sun, and More!
I think bands and labels are still getting over list-season-itis. Here are a few bits and pieces of news we ... -
TMP: Hoth, Revocation, Bleeding Through, and More!
Figuratively everyone announced they are making new music soon this week. See if your favorite bands made the list. -
TMP: John Frum, Elder, Igorrr, and More!
The tides have turned this week. Americans are no longer able to make fun of the French. But what happened ... -
TMP: Uada, Enslaved, Dark Tranquility, and More!
After no tour news last week, we got absolutely hammered with tour announcements the last few days. Don’t miss out, ... -
TMP: Wormrot, Full of Hell, Propagandhi, and More!
After a few weeks of almost no news, I have SO MUCH NEWS. Get caught up before you black out ... -
TMP: Astronoid, Darkest Hour, Psycroptic, and More!
Looks like it’s studio week in the metalverse. Is your favorite band recording new music? Clickbait here and find out. -
The Monday Press: Drudkh, Alestorm, Auroch, and More!
Another Tuesday edition of The Monday Press. Come get your day-old newspaper and use it for covering your floor from ...
