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Fuck Me, I Had to Review Alestorm
Some time ago, I embarked on a perilous voyage, one that brought me through the dreaded Pirate Metal Archipelago. The ... -
Review: Frozen Moon – Legend of East Dan II EP
Over 25 years ago, a little Norwegian band by the name of Mayhem (you may have heard of them) once ... -
BMP’s Super Soft Metal Vacation
You were taking a break from metal with your pals the other day. -
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Sunday Sesh: Life is Pain(t): Part: Deux: Maxim:um: Pa:i:n::(t):::
Throughout time, the Windows operating systems has blessed the unwashed masses with brilliant default apps with which to waste the ... -
Porkins’ Pirate Adventure: Scurvy Seconds
Welcome back to part two of the worst pair of posts to ever curse this Toilet. -
Porkins’ Pirate Adventure: Half-Mast
My fellow Toileteers, Great Sitters on the Porcelain Throne, esteemed ladies and gentlemen of The Bowl, I apologize to all ... -
When Metal Is, Yet Is Not: Metal Covers of Non-Metal Songs
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Review: Vukari – Aevum
Expectations are a hell of a thing. We have all encountered very talented people in our lives we know have ...
