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Black Metal Porkins

Black Metal Porkins

Another random internet idiot with music opinions.

  • 25
    May

    Review: Alestorm – Live in Tilburg

    Lolbuttz, Metal, Nerd Shit, Reviews
    By Black Metal Porkins
    447
    0
    I have never been to the Netherlands. I have never been to Tilburg. In fact, I didn’t know Tilburg was ...
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  • 18
    Feb

    Counterpoint: Ad Nauseam – Imperative Imperceptible Impulse (Well, Not Really a Counterpoint Because I Don’t ...

    Metal, Opinion, Reviews
    By Black Metal Porkins
    550
    0
    One thing is certain about the latest offering from Ad Nauseam: People Are Saying Things About It. Many things. Superlative ...
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  • 19
    Nov

    I See a Red Door and I Want It MS Painted Black: The Return of ...

    Contests, Lolbuttz
    By Black Metal Porkins
    676
    0
    [Staind voice] It’s been awhile. Almost a year, in fact, since the last one of these contests.  A lot has ...
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  • 29
    May

    Fuck Me, I Had to Review Alestorm

    Metal, New Stuff, Reviews
    By Black Metal Porkins
    1215
    0
    Some time ago, I embarked on a perilous voyage, one that brought me through the dreaded Pirate Metal Archipelago. The ...
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  • 8
    Apr

    Review: Frozen Moon – Legend of East Dan II EP

    Metal, Reviews
    By Black Metal Porkins
    814
    0
    Over 25 years ago, a little Norwegian band by the name of Mayhem (you may have heard of them) once ...
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  • 31
    Mar

    25th Anniversary: Earth Crisis – Destroy the Machines

    Metal, Opinion
    By Black Metal Porkins
    911
    0
    It’s 1995.
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  • 25
    Feb

    BMP’s Super Soft Metal Vacation

    Not Metal
    By Black Metal Porkins
    808
    0
    You were taking a break from metal with your pals the other day.
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  • 28
    Jan

    Review: Izthmi – The Arrows of Our Ways

    Metal, New Stuff, Reviews
    By Black Metal Porkins
    1084
    0
    Oh, what could have been.
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  • 15
    Dec

    Sunday Sesh: Life is Pain(t): Part: Deux: Maxim:um: Pa:i:n::(t):::

    Contests, Lolbuttz
    By Black Metal Porkins
    1007
    0
    Throughout time, the Windows operating systems has blessed the unwashed masses with brilliant default apps with which to waste the ...
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  • 6
    Nov

    Porkins’ Pirate Adventure: Scurvy Seconds

    Lolbuttz
    By Black Metal Porkins
    902
    0
    Welcome back to part two of the worst pair of posts to ever curse this Toilet.
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