-
Your Valentine’s Day Playlist: Songs ’bout Goin’ Down
Because most of you wouldn’t know romance if it hit you in the ass with a shovel, Dubya suggested a playlist ... -
Metal Gifts We Want To See Next Year
Didn’t get what you wanted for Christmas? Did Grandma give you socks instead of that Converge vinyl re-issue with the ... -
News Roundup: Death, The Body, Cannibal Corpse, and More
This week is a cluster of AOTY madness, but there are still other things happening in the metal world. Apparently ... -
Interview with Illustrator Mike Lawrence
It’s not often we get to talk to artists and illustrators here at Toilet Ov Hell, since we’re normally focused on endless, ... -
Brütal Brëws: Amber Smashed Face, Todd the Axe Man, Evil Dead Red and more
Fill your glass with metal! (do not actually fill your glass with metal) -
Is It Wrong to Be a Snob? Yes. Yes It Is.
Want to wow friends and acquaintances with your encyclopedic knowledge and artfully formed opinions? Read this instead. -
The Top Ten Metal Mascots: The Definitive Ranking
We metalheads are a peculiar breed. As much as we love maligning Buzzfeed and other basic things that normies enjoy, we ... -
Chris Barnes’s Twitter Account Is a Work of Found Poetry
Roses are red, Violets are blue. Chris Barnes is on Twitter, that should excite you. -
Beginner’s Guide to Old School Death Metal
If you ask me, there’s never been a better time than now to get into death metal. -
The Porcelain Throne: Nevermore
Welcome back to another edition of The Porcelain Throne, our user-run series in which we explore the discographies of our ...
