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The Top Ten Metal Mascots: The Definitive Ranking
We metalheads are a peculiar breed. As much as we love maligning Buzzfeed and other basic things that normies enjoy, we ... -
The Porcelain Throne: Iced Earth
Today we have the eccentrically named John here to talk about one of his favorite bands. I am in mid-hiatus for ... -
Beyond the Wall of Sleep with Google Deep Dream
Philip K. Dick once pondered if androids dream of electric sheep. Despite our advances in transhumanism, we still have no ... -
Toilet ov Hell (and friendship and feeling good)
[Editor’s Note: It’s Monday morning. I can think of no better start to this day than a dose of enthusiasm ... -
Shirt Stains: “Watch Your F$#@%ing Mouth” Edition
Welcome to a new ongoing feature here on the Toilet in which I will be displaying some of the terrible ...
