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Pope Cancels Hell, Might As Well Cancel Metal While He’s At It
For once, Catholics and Metalheads are pissed about the same thing. -
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Metal and the Discomforting Reality of the Human Socio-Political Condition
I have prepared a small mental exploration I would like to share with the finest and bravest denizens of the ... -
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Toilet Radio Destroys Their Legacy (pt. 1)
This episode is our Cold Lake. On this thrilling edition of Toilet Radio, your boys are revisiting legacy-destroying albums from ... -
Songs We’d Actually Like To See Slayer Perform On Their “Last” World Tour
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Premiere: Nekrokraft – Witches Funeral
January’s halfway through, but you’re still a slobbering mound of fat from all the ham you’ve been eating. You’re never ... -
Devoid of Thought – Astral Necrosis
A friend of mine once made a joke that was something along the lines that death metal today is where ... -
Review: Converge – The Dusk In Us
On the long-running band’s 9th full length album, Converge brings us back to metalcore’s confused, earnest roots. -
Shirt Stains: Open Wide For Some Footbawl!
“Hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hike!” – Tecmo Bowl
