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Celebrity Fuck-Ups: Missed Opportunities to Co-Opt Metal Culture
Dear Celebrities: If you were born after 1989 and you leave your house wearing anything but a metal shirt, you ... -
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Shirt Stains: Open Wide For Some Footbawl!
“Hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hike!” – Tecmo Bowl -
How nu-metal got everything right
In 1994, a relatively unknown band from Bakersfield, CA released one of the most forward-thinking albums of the decade. ... -
Let’s help Corey Taylor think of a better book title
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The Porcelain Throne: Hypocrisy
We haven’t done one of these in awhile! Luckily, dedicated Toliet fan TheGranulatingDarkSatanicMilfs remembered this little column and provided all the ... -
This Week in Metal News History: 2002
Like many of you, what keeps me up at night are thoughts like “What happened in the metal world on ... -
The 5 Most Important Sheeple in Metal
Carving your own path in this world is a made up fantasy constructed by idiots. Let’s meet the true heroes, ... -
An Incomplete List Of Bad Album Art Vol. 1
No, I can’t do any better, but I have enough sense not to try in the first place.
