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Meathead Summit Held to Determine Hardness of Nails Frontman After Twitter Tirade
Chad Miller, CEO of Western Massachusetts gym “Cross Fight”, called an emergency summit yesterday to discuss with fellow Meatheads whether ... -
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How Long Must I Keep Up This Sham of Enjoying Obscure Metal?
Welcome to one of my several social media pages. Here you will find a carefully curated selection of unsigned or ... -
Me Being a Failed Musician Has Nothing to Do With Why I Think Your Band ...
Yeah, I’ve heard you all lauding over the new Crotch Monster release. Sure, it’s okay – I mean — if ... -
It’s Time to Stop Making Metal Music
Greetings, metal artists. You don’t know me, but I know you. Or at least I want to know you — ... -
Distributing NSBM? I’m NAZI-ing a Problem
Brenocide is a metal musician and top-tier S-Rank elite centrist whose status as consistently above-it-all allows him to objectively hear ... -
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“Wintersun – The Forest Seasons” A Review written by someone from the Internet
It’s been approximately this many years since the last time Wintersun did a thing. Finally, after another several heliocentric orbits of ... -
I might have made an album as good as GHOST BATH’S STARMOURNER if my parents ...
With their third full-length, Ghost Bath accomplished a deep, multi-layered, solid contender for many a metal blogger’s Best Album of ... -
The ONE EPIC THING Wintersun fans have REALLY been Asking For…
Jari Mäenpää, formerly of Ensiferum, now the creative driving force behind majestic melodic metal band, Wintersun… it’s about “Time” somebody stopped ...
