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Reviewing the 5 Worst Rated Progressive Metal Albums
Using the very scientific method of asking rateyourmusic.com to tell me what the worst rated progressive metal albums are, I ... -
Mini-Reviews from Around the Bowl: 08/16/2018
It was the spring when we met our renewal, and all around us was Blight House, Michael Romeo, Redemption, Jøtnarr and Decomposer. -
TMP: BTBAM, Crippled Black Phoenix, Primordial, and More!
It was fun to watch [Football Team] beat [Football Team], but not so much to watch [Football Team] to beat ... -
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Mini Haikus from Around the Bowl: 06/15/17
What’s up, Toilet folk? Are you having a good day? Here’s some music, y’all: Apothesary, Anthriel, Aposento, Wednesday 13, Dream Evil, Mongol and Gnipahålan. -
Review: We the People Need to talk about We the People
Are you ready for this? Judging by your lack of New Balance, jorts, and mall-kiosk sunglasses I’d say you’re not ... -
A Loss For Words
The toilet inbox is often filled with music that lacks a human voice, so I have hand-selected a few that ... -
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This Week in Metal News History: 2001
Tired of “so-and-so’s album turned 30 today” articles? Yeah, me too. Let’s get into some of the grittier pieces of ... -
TMP: Swanö, Enslaved, Crippled Black Phoenix, and More!
None of my news is particularly spooky for this Halloween edition of The Monday Press, but your personalities are scary ...
