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    Reviewing the 5 Worst Rated Progressive Metal Albums

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    Using the very scientific method of asking rateyourmusic.com to tell me what the worst rated progressive metal albums are, I ...
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    Mini-Reviews from Around the Bowl: 08/16/2018

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    By Mosh Hoff
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    It was the spring when we met our renewal, and all around us was Blight House, Michael Romeo, Redemption, Jøtnarr and Decomposer.
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    Jan

    TMP: BTBAM, Crippled Black Phoenix, Primordial, and More!

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    It was fun to watch [Football Team] beat [Football Team], but not so much to watch [Football Team] to beat ...
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    Aug

    Riff Of The Week: Fire Edition

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    Brought to you by Memory® – “Don’t leave home without it!”
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    Jun

    Mini Haikus from Around the Bowl: 06/15/17

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    3048
    21
    What’s up, Toilet folk? Are you having a good day? Here’s some music, y’all: Apothesary, Anthriel, Aposento, Wednesday 13, Dream Evil, Mongol and Gnipahålan.
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  • 31
    May

    Review: We the People Need to talk about We the People

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    Are you ready for this? Judging by your lack of New Balance, jorts, and mall-kiosk sunglasses I’d say you’re not ...
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  • 25
    May

    A Loss For Words

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    The toilet inbox is often filled with music that lacks a human voice, so I have hand-selected a few that ...
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  • 8
    May

    Adrenaline Mob – King Of The Ring: A Video Breakdown

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    Nov

    This Week in Metal News History: 2001

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    Tired of “so-and-so’s album turned 30 today” articles? Yeah, me too. Let’s get into some of the grittier pieces of ...
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    Oct

    TMP: Swanö, Enslaved, Crippled Black Phoenix, and More!

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    By Joaquin Stick
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    None of my news is particularly spooky for this Halloween edition of The Monday Press, but your personalities are scary ...
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