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    The last time Richter did one of these, Mailmanbro was a walking sad react, and it broke my heart. Mr. ...
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    Feb

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    May

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    …Stan. Uh, I mean Satan.
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    Metalheads are a unique bunch in that we take great pride in enjoying music that normal people consider abrasive. They may look down upon ...
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    Feb

    Joe’s 200th Post: A Celebration of Self-Congratulatory Masturbation

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    By Joe Thrashnkill
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    A retrospective of the greatest early works by a modern literary visionary, Joe Thrashnkill.
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    Nov

    It’s Good Enough: Let’s Make a Van Hagar Album!

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    By Jimmy McNulty
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    If you’ve got red blood pumping through your veins, it’s likely that you enjoy the work of Van Halen. However, if ...
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  • 1
    Oct

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    1984 was a great year for heavy metal and rock music in general. I’m come here, from thirty years in ...
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