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Flush It Friday: The Perfect Drum Sound Doesn’t Exi–
For the past several days I have been thinking of a way to roast a fellow author, one who is ... -
Make Mailmanbro
GreatHappy Again!The last time Richter did one of these, Mailmanbro was a walking sad react, and it broke my heart. Mr. ... -
Five Metal Bands That SHOULD Be Playing The Super Bowl Halftime Show
The best part about being an American male is having an excuse to do nothing on Sundays (and Monday night, ... -
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Metal Etiquette 101: The Jukebox
Metalheads are a unique bunch in that we take great pride in enjoying music that normal people consider abrasive. They may look down upon ... -
Joe’s 200th Post: A Celebration of Self-Congratulatory Masturbation
A retrospective of the greatest early works by a modern literary visionary, Joe Thrashnkill. -
It’s Good Enough: Let’s Make a Van Hagar Album!
If you’ve got red blood pumping through your veins, it’s likely that you enjoy the work of Van Halen. However, if ... -
I saw Van Halen on a Tinder date and it went about as well as ...
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JAG’s Albums of the Year (30 Years Ago)
1984 was a great year for heavy metal and rock music in general. I’m come here, from thirty years in ...
