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    Toilet Radio 419 – Leave Gary Cherone Alone

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    This week on Toilet Radio: We talk about Rolling Stone’s horrible “50 Horrible Albums by Brilliant Artists” list. / Nebraskan ...
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    Sep

    Flush It Friday: The Perfect Drum Sound Doesn’t Exi–

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    By Jimmy McNulty
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    For the past several days I have been thinking of a way to roast a fellow author, one who is ...
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  • 3
    Nov

    Make Mailmanbro Great Happy Again!

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    By Jimmy McNulty
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    The last time Richter did one of these, Mailmanbro was a walking sad react, and it broke my heart. Mr. ...
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    Feb

    Five Metal Bands That SHOULD Be Playing The Super Bowl Halftime Show

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  • 14
    May

    Riff ov the Week: The SATANIC Edition

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    By Joe Thrashnkill
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    …Stan. Uh, I mean Satan.
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  • 26
    Apr

    Metal Etiquette 101: The Jukebox

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    By Jimmy McNulty
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    Metalheads are a unique bunch in that we take great pride in enjoying music that normal people consider abrasive. They may look down upon ...
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  • 22
    Feb

    Joe’s 200th Post: A Celebration of Self-Congratulatory Masturbation

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    By Joe Thrashnkill
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    A retrospective of the greatest early works by a modern literary visionary, Joe Thrashnkill.
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  • 2
    Nov

    It’s Good Enough: Let’s Make a Van Hagar Album!

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    By Jimmy McNulty
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    If you’ve got red blood pumping through your veins, it’s likely that you enjoy the work of Van Halen. However, if ...
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  • 1
    Oct

    I saw Van Halen on a Tinder date and it went about as well as ...

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    By Joe Thrashnkill
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    In which one poor idea becomes two.
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  • 30
    Dec

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    By Jay Alan Goodwin
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    1984 was a great year for heavy metal and rock music in general. I’m come here, from thirty years in ...
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