Shirt Stains: Lamb Of God ring
This is a motherfucking invitation…to get a get wedgie, you nerd. Was your Jostens high school graduation ring too mature? Need something to compliment your head shop marijuana leaf ring on your other hand? Well, SHITS + GIGGLES CLOCKS + COLOURS has got you covered with the official Lamb of God Ashes Of The Wake ring!
All the other divorced dads will ooh and ahh and gurgle their Busch Light when they see this bad boy. Just look at the fine detail on the…the…what is that, a dead pigeon or something? Looks like someone with the LoG logo on the bottom of their boot squished it. Watch where you’re walking, pal. Oh, and of course there’s a skull on it. Why wouldn’t their be a skull on it? It’s the international symbol of “Yeah, I may be wearing a ring from my favorite groove metal band. No, Randy Blythe didn’t propose to me. See? There’s a skull on it. That means it’s manly and tough and badass. Hey! Don’t back away from me! I thought I made a friend!”
Wearing a ring from a metal band just seems odd, doesn’t it? Like, it’s a commitment akin to getting a band tattoo, but even those can be covered up. Putting on a band ring every day is a very conscious and visible choice. You want people to see it, but it’s not a t-shirt. It’s a mixture of trying to be fancy while also try to be edgy. It’s a level of dedication to one specific band and one specific album. People aren’t dedicated to blood relatives or careers. To be fair, they never wrote “Laid To Rest” and “Now You’ve Got Something To Die For” so, fair enough.
