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Just over a month ago we set out on a mission to determine the best band logo created since the year 2000. We pit 64 logos against one another in a big-ass knockout tournament. Within the first week, many of us discovered our long-time friends had extremely terrible taste in art. Graphic design may have been their passion, but as the old adage states – love is blind as shit. Nevertheless, we pushed on and whittled down the polarising .png until just 2 remained. We also deigned to include a 3rd place playoff to mollify the mad Chthulian and Wormrottish masses. Without further ado, here are your results:

Chthe’ilist

Wormrot

No shit, hundreds of votes and this still ended up an exact tie, i.e. they both fucken lost.

Vampire

Draghkar

Here’s how it all played out.

• Most Innovative Modern Guitarist
• Sexiest Dude In Metal
• Greatest Metal Concept Album
• Worst Metal Song Of All Time
• Best Unsigned Band In The USA