Hans – Page 5 – The Toilet Ov Hell

Hans

Hans

Tell them I said something.

24

Aug

Track Premiere: Algebra – Chiroptera

Metal, Premiere
By Hans
1937
1

Na na na na na na na na BAT THRASH.

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23

Aug

Bump’n’Grind – The Upcatchenning

Metal, Reviews
By Hans
1215
0

We must catch in a decidedly upward direction.

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4

Aug

Bump’n’Grind: The Catchuppening

Metal, Reviews
By Hans
1476
0

Up is the direction in which we must catch.

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2

Aug

Track Premiere: Blasted Heath – “Europa”

Metal, New Stuff, Premiere
By Hans
1566
0

Brace for incoming Uranus jokes.

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20

Jun

Track Premiere: Void Rot – Telluric Dismemberment

Metal, Premiere
By Hans
1560
0

‘Tis a proud Toilet tradition!

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17

Jun

Video Premiere: Tulip – Creature, Not a Bug

Metal, Premiere
By Hans
1683
0

Dr. Wily works at the LHC now?

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24

May

Track Premiere: Swampborn – Aspiration a l’Absolu

Metal, Premiere
By Hans
1835
0

No, they’re not from the Netherlands.

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10

May

Track Premiere: Crisis Benoit – The Eternal March of the Dead

Metal, New Stuff, Premiere
By Hans
1980
1

Dead in the ring.

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28

Apr

Track Premiere: Remains – “Bloodthirst”

Metal, New Stuff, Premiere
By Hans
1692
0

Down under, over the top.

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20

Apr

Voidhanger Double Feature: ZOS and -S-

Metal, Reviews
By Hans
1944
0

Poland goes weird. I, Voidhanger’s spidey sense tingles. I investigate.

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