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5

Oct

Track Premiere: Devenial Verdict – Sun Hammer

Metal, Premiere
By Hans
2063
1

I hardly sun know ‘er!

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13

Sep

Sublation – The Path to Bedlam

Metal, New Stuff
By Hans
2925
1

Having never heard the term before, I decided to look up what “sublation” means, and was promptly ambushed by Hegelian ...

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30

Aug

This Toilet Tuesday (8/30/22)

Metal, New Stuff
By Hans
2222
0

It was only a matter of time until Spear’s computer gave way under the sheer weight of new releases it ...

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24

Aug

Track Premiere: Algebra – Chiroptera

Metal, Premiere
By Hans
2692
1

Na na na na na na na na BAT THRASH.

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23

Aug

Bump’n’Grind – The Upcatchenning

Metal, Reviews
By Hans
1765
0

We must catch in a decidedly upward direction.

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4

Aug

Bump’n’Grind: The Catchuppening

Metal, Reviews
By Hans
1952
0

Up is the direction in which we must catch.

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2

Aug

Track Premiere: Blasted Heath – “Europa”

Metal, New Stuff, Premiere
By Hans
2332
0

Brace for incoming Uranus jokes.

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20

Jun

Track Premiere: Void Rot – Telluric Dismemberment

Metal, Premiere
By Hans
2080
0

‘Tis a proud Toilet tradition!

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17

Jun

Video Premiere: Tulip – Creature, Not a Bug

Metal, Premiere
By Hans
2222
0

Dr. Wily works at the LHC now?

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24

May

Track Premiere: Swampborn – Aspiration a l’Absolu

Metal, Premiere
By Hans
2635
0

No, they’re not from the Netherlands.

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