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HessianHunter

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HessianHunter is a man of science, a bike commuter, and a scholar of Magic The Gathering philosophy. You can find him drumming in one of several not-quite-metal bands at one of Minneapolis's finest dive bars on almost any given night of the week.

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    We fans of loud weirdness collectively lost our gizz last week when noisecore darlings Ken Mode dropped a new track that ...
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    Prog metal is my jam. Downtuned guitars are my jam. Ambient music is my jam. Bouncy riffs? Totally my jam. A ...
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    Feb

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    Anyone who meets me in “Real Life” (aka meatspace) learns three things about me immediately; (1) I love metal, (2) ...
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