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Swellin’ to the Jammiez: Turn Down for Squats!
“Let’s go to Planet Fitness, get fucked up on cupcakes, and throw dumbbells at each other!” -
Agoraphobic Nosebleed Continue to Reduce Honkies
The world was bestowed a gift this past Friday that seems to have largely flown under the radar. -
Jeff Walker of Carcass is a Terrible Psychic
“Who wants to see a bunch of 34 year olds up there?” -
Groundbreakers: Neurosis’ Souls at Zero
It is an incredible thing to see an album unleashed that completely alters the course of a musical scene. -
Restart My Heart: Torche’s Restarter Reviewed
I’ve written before about the strange things that come from Florida. The bizarre occurrences and crimes, the strange characters that ... -
The Best Band in Minnesota is Noble Beast
Ahhhh Minnesota, the place from which I receive all of my paychecks. The home of some delicious beer that describes ... -
Prematurely Eradicated: The Best Metal TV Show That Ended Too Soon
Heavy metal and television is a combination that rarely strikes gold. More often than not it is merely a song ... -
Happy Day Before All the Sales!
Ah, Thanksgiving. A time of family. A time of reminiscing. A time of questionable t-shirts. Truly, there is no other ... -
Housecore Horror Film Festival: A Recap of a Bittersweet Weekend
The second annual Housecore Horror Film Festival was one of the best weekends of my life, but unfortunately it ended ... -
The Best Band in Florida is Capracide
I’m sitting here staring at my computer screen trying to think of what story perfectly encapsulates the insanity that is ...
