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Lord of Bork

Lord of Bork

The Lord of Bork may not agree with what you say, but he'll defend to the death his right to make fun of you for it. If you've got time to waste, you can follow me on Twitter at @El_borko

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    Review: Bohren & der Club of Gore – Patchouli Blue

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    By Lord of Bork
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    Let’s be honest with ourselves: we all take tolerance breaks from metal. Everything can’t be blastbeats (in death metal and ...
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  • 14
    Jan

    Review: Krvsade – Judgement Day EP

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    By Lord of Bork
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    If you’d asked me 10 years ago whether thrash would be alive and well in 2020, the answer would have ...
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  • 9
    Jan

    TovH’s Missed Connections 2019

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    By Lord of Bork
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    It’s the Year of Our Lord 2020. We’re officially living in a post-Blade Runner timeline, but without hammy Dutch cyborgs ...
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  • 21
    Nov

    Tuba or Not Tuba: Reflections on Life, Loss, and Orchestral Metal

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    By Lord of Bork
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    Some ideas begin with all the best intentions. A project is born within pure, innocent mindspace, an ambitious venture touching ...
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  • 7
    Nov

    Review: Dawn of Disease – Procession of Ghosts

    Metal, Reviews, Uncategorized
    By Lord of Bork
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    0
    Sometimes things don’t need to be complicated. We’ve got a limited amount of time on this hellish planet. From time ...
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  • 30
    Oct

    Review: Exmortus – Legions of the Undead

    Metal, Reviews
    By Lord of Bork
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    0
    Just in time for Halloween and their upcoming tour with Death Angel, SoCal death/thrashers Exmortus return with a new EP, ...
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  • 28
    Oct

    Review: Sunn O))) – Pyroclasts

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    By Lord of Bork
    3042
    0
    Pyroclast (noun) – a fragment of detrital material jettisoned by volcanic activity.
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  • 30
    Sep

    The Melvins: No Bullshit, Just Sludge

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    By Lord of Bork
    2914
    0
    Leif Bearikson and Lacertilian asked a fantastic question not long ago: why are the Melvins? I recently got the chance ...
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  • 5
    Sep

    Fear Inoculum is a Thing that Exists

    Metal, Reviews
    By Lord of Bork
    4201
    1
    4,748 days have passed since 10,000 Days dropped. Did lawsuits, scooter accidents, and vinification leave Tool unrecognizable? Will the Chinese ...
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  • 9
    Aug

    Groundbreakers: AC/DC – Let There Be Rock

    Metal, Reviews
    By Lord of Bork
    4234
    72
    There’s always been two separate branches on the hard rock family tree. Guns N’ Roses, like Aerosmith before them, represent ...
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