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RIFFSCREAM OV THE WEEK: 12/5/14Looking for riffs this fine Saturday morning? Look elsewhere, you chump. Wait don’t go. Join us for our first ever Toilet ... -
Bvrning down the Christmas tree: Combating Christmas music, No. 3
Allow me to apologize for my lengthy absence. Two weeks ago I overheard a grown-ass man singing and dancing along ... -
RIFF OV THE WEEK: 11/29/14
It’s time for Riff ov the Week. Click through to hear me complain about last weeks results just because I didn’t ... -
I, Voidhanger haul: Mare Cognitum, Inconcessus Lux Lucis, Tongues
The honorable chaps at I, Voidhanger Records saw fit to send a load of promo material to the toilet, and ... -
RIFF OV THE WEEK: The Start/Stop Edition
A word of advice. If your doctor ever puts you on a strict clear liquid diet, you tell that white ... -
All I want for Christmas is TRVE: Combating Christmas music No. 2
I’m real sick, guys. Joe and W. are convinced that it’s because I ate that gourmet cheese ball like an apple in one ... -
RIFF OV THE WEEK: 11/15/14
It’s freezing and I’m too much of a cxheap bastard to run the heat, so I’ve decided to just type in ... -
Grandma got blasted in the face by a Panzerfaust: Combating Christmas music No. 1
I saw a snowflake yesterday. Can you believe that? A blasted snowflake. I consider the first snowflake to be an an ill ... -
The Best Band in Kentucky is Ad Infinitum
Back in August we asked you to help us find the best unsigned bands in America. After listening to hundreds ... -
MSD & Friends’ Riff ov the Week: The Non-Guitar Edition (11/8/14)
My wife can’t stand Yanni.









