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Masterlord

Masterlord

At once both master and lord, Masterlord stands for all things metal and loathes peasants. It is said that he bibs from the cloven skull of a slain poser as if it were a goblet.

  • 22
    Jul

    Cathedral’s Gaz Jennings’ Upcoming DEATH PENALTY

    Metal, New Stuff
    By Masterlord
    3158
    141
    Hear my prophecy, peasants: 1   Verily, verily I say unto thee, the time soon cometh that the members of many ...
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  • 21
    Jul

    Shit You Shouldn’t Be Missing: The Death-Doom Edition

    Metal, New Stuff
    By Masterlord
    3859
    117
    Welcome, peasants, to the first segment of “Shit You Might Be Missing,” where we will be discussing some shit that ...
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  • 21
    Jul

    Wake Up and Get Some SLEEP (For Free!)

    Metal, New Stuff, News
    By Masterlord
    2660
    35
    By the time Dopesmoker finally received a proper release in 2003, Sleep had already been disbanded for about five years. Matt Pike moved on to ...
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  • 18
    Jul

    Chelsea Grin – Ashes to Ashes: Masterlord SteelDragon’s Decree

    Metal, New Stuff, Reviews
    By Masterlord
    3169
    116
    Upon finding a suitably steamy batch of manure (preferably fresh from the bowels of an herbivore), the dung beetle will ...
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  • 17
    Jul

    Vintersorg – Naturbål: Masterlord SteelDragon’s Decree

    Metal, New Stuff, Reviews
    By Masterlord
    3163
    36
    Masterlord SteelDragon has some time on his iron hands, and instead of searching for new employment or helping Mrs. SteelDragon ...
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  • 17
    Jul

    Why It’s Important For You to Listen to Noble Beast

    Metal, New Stuff
    By Masterlord
    3587
    47
    When your favorite genre’s subject matter typically alternates between death, dying, killing, Satan, and dying, you need something to remind ...
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  • 16
    Jul

    Mutilation Rites Stream “Harbinger”

    Metal, New Stuff
    By Masterlord
    3381
    103
    I really appreciate it when a band writes lyrics unique to their own experience rather than simply vomiting the tired ...
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  • 16
    Jul

    Metal Beginner’s Guide to Making Metal Song Names Metal (With Examples)

    Metal
    By Masterlord
    3006
    60
    Like most all things in life (except food and maybe pillows if you’re a bitch), you want your song titles to be ...
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