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Everyone Notices That Thing You Do That You Don’t Realize You Do
We all have our idiosyncrasies. -
Mini-Reviews from Around the Toilet Bowl XII
Metal bloggers wondered what would happen if they took a review and made it smaller. We were completely floored by what happened ... -
Riff ov the Week: 5 / 2 / 2015
That’s my new dog. This has no relevance to Riff ov the Week. I’m just excited. -
Mini-Reviews from Around the Toilet Bowl XI
W. pointed it out last time; you guys don’t care about the introduction, do you? It’s like the ritual intonation of ... -
New Music Roundup: Abyssal, Rhapsody, Serpent Noir, Metsatöll & More!
Wherein the supple cheeks of new music grace the toilet’s eager seat. -
Riff ov the Week: The 1:30 on Track 3 of a Debut Edition
This week’s absurdly specific Riff ov the Week theme is brought to you by Joe. -
Riff ov the Week: Atmosphere
W. the Great has determined that this week will be a battle of atmospherics in metal. “Atmosphere” means a great many ... -
Riff ov the Week: Album Openers
Album-opening riffs really tickle your pickles, don’t they? I got like 40 submissions from you guys this week. Unfortunately, I’m ... -
New Music Roundup: Leprous, Satan’s Wrath, Tempel, Entrails, Sigh, & More!
“Boo hoo, Necrophagist / Tool / [insert other overrated band here] are never going to release new music. I might ... -
Riff ov the Week: Bass Edition
Look, I’ve been putting off this bass edition thing for so long in order to avoid both the Meghan Trainor jokes ...