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Nordling Rites ov Karhu

Nordling Rites ov Karhu

A proud descendant of the Mongol warlords (just ask a Swedish eugenicist). I also make noises in Ashen Tomb.

  • 10
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    Eternal Voice of Death’s Mysteries: A Black Metal Mass Review

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    By Nordling Rites ov Karhu
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    We’ve got black metal for you, from all over the world.
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  • 9
    Jul

    Get Stuck On Pelagos’ Revolving Door Of Visuals

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    By Nordling Rites ov Karhu
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    Rest your ears and feast your eyes, on the kaleidoscopic optics of this brand spanking new visual album accompaniment to ...
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  • 26
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    Svart Records Roundup: Here We Come, Death!

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    By Nordling Rites ov Karhu
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    Today you’re going to take a look at some of Svart Records’ more “recent” releases in the field of electronic ...
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  • 25
    Jun

    Requiem For Mankind – Memoriam Undefeated, Or A Pyrrhic Victory?

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    By Nordling Rites ov Karhu
    3144
    0
    Still forging on / Through advancing years / The past now gone / Yet the memory remains
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  • 20
    Jun

    Cruz Del Sur Roundup: Ravensire, Slough Feg, & Lunar Shadow

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    By Nordling Rites ov Karhu
    2869
    0
    Checking in on some new trad gear courtesy of Cruz Del Sur. (*Chainmail/armour not included)
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  • 7
    Jun

    Violent Manifests In A Lightless Necropolis: A Black Metal Mass Review

    Metal, Reviews
    By Nordling Rites ov Karhu
    3076
    0
    Presenting a pile of black metal for your pleasure
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  • 6
    Jun

    Cumbeast’s Gore Zoo – Fun For The Whole Family Or A Jur-ass-ic Park?

    Metal, Reviews
    By Nordling Rites ov Karhu
    4632
    0
    Thanks to Gore Zoo (brought to you by the InGen/Rotten Roll Rex merger) you can now get sarcofucked by a ...
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  • 5
    Jun

    Doomthousandnineteen: White Lines & Black Powder

    Metal, Reviews
    By Nordling Rites ov Karhu
    2851
    0
    The white lines of frost’s grip that is.
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  • 4
    Jun

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    By Nordling Rites ov Karhu
    3299
    0
    There’s been an influx of Dungeon Synth featured on this site recently, and the reasons are clear. I grew weary ...
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  • 30
    May

    Svart Records Roundup: Dust, Abstract Principles And The Wrong Song

    Metal, Not Metal, Reviews
    By Nordling Rites ov Karhu
    2933
    0
    Get lernt on rural folk, evangelical visions, avant-garde death metal and bones of the boisterous, dead horses
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