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Professor Guanaco

Professor Guanaco

Professor Guanaco is a Patagonian camelid writing about Latin American metal.

  • 26
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    An Interview with Māori Metal Band Alien Weaponry

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    By Professor Guanaco
    1834
    1
    Learn about Māori, colonialism, and the cross-cultural appeal of Alien Weaponry.
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  • 2
    Jul

    Mid-Year Round Up: 10 Notable South American Metal Albums

    Metal, Opinion, Reviews
    By Professor Guanaco
    2237
    0
    Hello everyone, Professor Guanaco here! We are halfway through 2024, and like usual, I find myself overwhelmed with the ever-growing ...
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  • 10
    Jun

    Review & Interview: Kréen – Ecos de Olas, Céfiros y Llamaradas

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    By Professor Guanaco
    1960
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    Here in North America, the summer is beginning. (Although if you live in Texas like me, it has tragically already ...
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  • Ornamentos Del Miedo
    20
    Feb

    Track Premiere: Ornamentos del Miedo – “Escapando a Través de la Tierra”

    Metal, Premiere
    By Professor Guanaco
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    The genres of death-doom and funeral doom require a certain type of listener. You have to be patient, willing to ...
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  • 8
    Feb

    Chaska’s “Nymph of the Lake”

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    By Professor Guanaco
    2012
    0
    Peruvian band Chaska has been making waves in the South American scene since 2002. This week, the band announced their ...
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  • 15
    Dec

    2023 South American Metal Albums in Review (Part II)

    Listmania, Metal
    By Professor Guanaco
    2223
    0
    In this end of year series, I am sharing some of the most notable, unique, and headbanging-inducing South American metal ...
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  • 13
    Dec

    2023 South American Metal Albums in Review (Part I)

    Listmania, Metal, Opinion
    By Professor Guanaco
    2656
    0
    This year while living abroad in Argentina, I made it a priority to listen to more South American metal. I ...
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  • 30
    Nov

    Kelenken: The Bird Men of Comodoro (Part II)

    Interviews, Metal, New Stuff
    By Professor Guanaco
    1614
    0
    During a recent trip to Comodoro Rivadavia, Argentina, I had the chance to sit down with 4 members of Patagonian ...
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  • 29
    Nov

    Interview with Kelenken: The Bird Men of Comodoro (Part I)

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    By Professor Guanaco
    1912
    0
    In June 2023, Patagonian metal band Kelenken celebrated 10 years of existence. Originally just a group of friends fooling around ...
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  • 5
    Oct

    Album and Book Pairings for a Doomy Gloomy Autumn

    Metal, Nerd Shit, Opinion
    By Professor Guanaco
    1799
    0
    I am one of those annoying people who absolutely loves autumn. Tragically, I am currently living in the southern hemisphere, ...
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