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TOP ALBUMS OV 2025 W/ FALXIFER & RELIQUARY TOWER!
shining sucks. heqq that shid. ABBA, Boyz II Men, etc. is where its at – real metal with balls! also ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (12/16/25)
O Chaplain ov Constipation, O Unholy See(t), Thy waters grow shallow, with few bergy bits to cling to. This week, ... -
TOP ALBUMS OV 2025 W/ METAL-AGED MOM & GAGE!
Immune to sentiment & personal drama, LISTMANIA 2K25 DAY 3 examines lists beyond the subjective, through the eyes of logic, ... -
TOP ALBUMS OV 2025 W/ STEVO & AARON!
You don’t praise DEATH, you know nothing of TovH OR LISTMANIA 2K25 DAY 2, you are just a bunch of ... -
TOP ALBUMS OV 2025 W/ BROCK SAMSON & VOIDED GRIMACE!
I found out why – after a few dozens of amazing reviews, each one fabulous to read – the rest ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (12/9/25)
O Canorous Can, O Thirsty Thunderbox, Thy rim grows frigid as Dante’s Ninth Circle. This week, we’ve got stinky sussurations, ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (12/2/25)
O Seat ov Satan, O Perch ov Pandemonium, let not the waters ov Thy Bowl turneth to icy crystals upon ... -
Flush It Friday: Macrospecies
I recently picked up Alien Clay by Adrian Tchaikovsky and it’s been a wild ride so far. Set on an ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (11/18/25)
O Guano Guardian, O Bastion ov Brown Town, flip Thy lid that we might worship in Thy porcelain arms. This ... -
Flush it Friday: SCOLOPS
Yes, I did just come back from a trip to Maine, but scallops are the farthest thing from my mind. ...









