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This Toilet Tuesday (1/27/26)
O Snowbound Bowl, locked in Dante’s 9th, Thy frosted rim doth tug my loins asunder. This week, we’ve got cyclical ... -
Weekly Welease Wednesday (1/21/26)
O Sunken Shidder, O Mouth ov Poseidon, may the fountain ov Thy bidet cleanse our souls and holes. This week, ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (1/13/26)
O Sentient Shidder, O Unblessed Bowl, retreat thy rimfrost that my own rim shalt be given succor. This week, we’ve ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (1/6/26)
O Bellwether Bowl, O Herald ov Hemorrhoids, may our visitations be regular and productive in the year of our Latrine, ... -
Exclusive Track Premiere: Fossilization’s “Disentombed And Reassembled By The Ages”
Long before the first brow ridge jutted above Australopithecine eyes, terrible lizards ruled the world with no need for large ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (12/30/25)
O Final Fecality, O Yultide Urinal, we send off 2K25 with a splash in the Bowl. Yes, it’s another tiny ... -
TOP ALBUMS OV 2025 W/ IRON GODDESS OF MERCY, SPEAR, & ROLDERATHIS!
TovH’s Country is a delightfully expected banger of a LISTMANIA 2K25 DAY VII by the metal band IGoM, Spear & ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (12/23/25)
On the 666th Day ov TovHmas, my trve hate gave to me The shortest TTT you’ve ever seen Abyssarium – ... -
TOP ALBUMS OV 2025 W/ 365 DAYS OF HORROR & JOE THRASHNKILL
On one of the posts, one of the “writers” (who – unlike me – is too pussy to write under ... -
TOP ALBUMS OV 2025 W/ MEGACHILES & JOAQUIN STICK!
In case of any investigation by any federal metal blog or similar, I am listening to TovH’s LISTMANIA 2K25 DAY ...
