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Snooty McWords

Snooty McWords

Despite being easily distracted by food and other intriguing smells, Snooty McWords persists in his endeavor to read more classic literature and be a good boy in general. During extended periods of misbehavior, he is known to have eaten multiple homeworks in Physiology and Psychology and is tolerated as a drumstick retriever for the world's preeminent eco-slam band, EXTINCTION.

  • 31
    Mar

    Review: Allfather – A Violent Truth

    Metal, New Stuff, Reviews
    By Snooty McWords
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    0
    Riffs pummel my body like bricks through bank windows, splintering and crunching my bones with a deep satisfaction. Waves of ...
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  • 13
    Feb

    Review: Dawn Ray’d – To Know the Light

    Metal, New Stuff, Reviews
    By Snooty McWords
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    Building on the mournful reflection of The Unlawful Assembly and the furious sorrow of Behold Sedition Plainsong, the latest full-length ...
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  • 2
    Jun

    Review: Fake Meat – 腐肉

    Lolbuttz, Metal, New Stuff, Reviews
    By Snooty McWords
    2005
    0
    Your stomach audibly growls as you near the grocery endcap, your salivary glands pumping like bellows to prime the mandibular ...
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  • 17
    Feb

    Review: Immolation – Acts of God

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    By Snooty McWords
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    In August 2001, inside the most stale and Milwaukee of convention centers, a young Snoots stood clutching a ripe stack ...
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  • 9
    Apr

    Hope In the Face of Fear

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    By Snooty McWords
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    *Update: per the label, all proceeds will be going to Amnesty International rather than Humanity Gives due to a lack ...
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  • 30
    Mar

    Velnias: a Moment in the Aether

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    By Snooty McWords
    2374
    0
    The Aether. It is the name of the nameless and the implied form of the formless. It is that which ...
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  • 31
    Oct

    Psyche and Sweat: An Audience with Vastum

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    By Snooty McWords
    2201
    0
    We sneak away from the festival, our ears eager for a respite from the endless onslaught of blastbeats and distortion. ...
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  • 13
    Sep

    Vomit Black Fire with Tchornobog and Ignivomous

    Metal
    By Snooty McWords
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    0
    For those missing out on our exclusive Toilet Discord, it may surprise you to know that I have spent the ...
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  • 12
    Feb

    Even Good Boys Feel Bad, part II

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    By Snooty McWords
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    When I sent out my request for any personal stories or anecdotes regarding people’s mental health journey, I imagined that ...
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  • 21
    Jan

    Even Good Boys Feel Bad, Part 1

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    By Snooty McWords
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    0
    Mental health. A phrase comprised of two words each obvious in meaning on its own but when combined form a ...
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