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Hailing from that magical land called Florida, the Conductor now resides in New Jersey where all toilets lead to. The Conductor spends his time musing over metal, and an assortment of esoteric information.

  • 26
    Apr

    Review: Grand Magus – Wolf God

    Metal, Reviews
    By The Conductor
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    0
    Epic metal, epic metal everywhere.
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  • 12
    Mar

    Album Review: Tyr – Hel

    Metal, Reviews
    By The Conductor
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    0
    Hel ain’t a bad place to be
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  • 7
    Feb

    Review: Downfall of Gaia – Ethic of Radical Finitude

    Metal, Reviews
    By The Conductor
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    0
    When someone describes a band as being atmospheric I always fear that I’m about to listen to something that lacks ...
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  • 18
    Jan

    Review: Dust Bolt – Trapped in Chaos

    Metal, Reviews
    By The Conductor
    458
    0
    Teutonic thrash? Don’t mind if I do
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  • 15
    Nov

    Review: Psycroptic: As the Kingdom Drowns

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    0
    Death Metal From Down Under
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  • 15
    Oct

    From the Isle of Disenchantment: An Interview with Psycroptic

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    By The Conductor
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    0
    Coming from a land under the down under are Tasmanian tech death titans Psycroptic.
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  • 2
    Oct

    Review: Wolfheart – Constellation Of The Black Light

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    By The Conductor
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    0
    Chilled but never frozen.
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  • 20
    Sep

    Review: Grave Digger – The Living Dead

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    By The Conductor
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    0
    Grave Digger is as Grave Digger does.
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  • 18
    Sep

    Review: Windfaerer – Alma

    Metal, Reviews
    By The Conductor
    1388
    0
    Two years ago, I was looking over the lineup for the now-defunct Pocono Pagan and Folk Metal Fest. As I ...
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  • 22
    Aug

    Review: Mantar – The Modern Art of Setting Ablaze

    Metal, Reviews
    By The Conductor
    1832
    0
    How to drop straight fire.
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