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The Conductor

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Hailing from that magical land called Florida, the Conductor now resides in New Jersey where all toilets lead to. The Conductor spends his time musing over metal, and an assortment of esoteric information.

  • 15
    Nov

    Review: Psycroptic: As the Kingdom Drowns

    Metal, Reviews
    By The Conductor
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    Death Metal From Down Under
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  • 15
    Oct

    From the Isle of Disenchantment: An Interview with Psycroptic

    Interviews, Metal
    By The Conductor
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    0
    Coming from a land under the down under are Tasmanian tech death titans Psycroptic.
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  • 2
    Oct

    Review: Wolfheart – Constellation Of The Black Light

    Metal, Reviews
    By The Conductor
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    Chilled but never frozen.
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  • 20
    Sep

    Review: Grave Digger – The Living Dead

    Metal, Reviews
    By The Conductor
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    Grave Digger is as Grave Digger does.
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  • 18
    Sep

    Review: Windfaerer – Alma

    Metal, Reviews
    By The Conductor
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    Two years ago, I was looking over the lineup for the now-defunct Pocono Pagan and Folk Metal Fest. As I ...
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  • 22
    Aug

    Review: Mantar – The Modern Art of Setting Ablaze

    Metal, Reviews
    By The Conductor
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    How to drop straight fire.
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  • 7
    Aug

    Voices In The Morgue: An Interview With Noisem

    Interviews, Metal
    By The Conductor
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    Over the last five years, Baltimore’s Noisem earned a reputation for their speed-rush blend of thrash infused death metal. The band ...
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  • 31
    Jul

    Review: Into Eternity – The Sirens

    Metal, Reviews
    By The Conductor
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    Ten years. It has been ten years since Into Eternity last released an album.
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  • 20
    Jul

    The Compilation Conundrum

    Discography, Metal, Opinion
    By The Conductor
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    0
    Necessary evil of the music industry?
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  • 12
    Jul

    Review: Obscura – Diluvium

    Metal, Reviews
    By The Conductor
    1907
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    Fretless bass makes everything better.
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