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Hailing from that magical land called Florida, the Conductor now resides in New Jersey where all toilets lead to. The Conductor spends his time musing over metal, and an assortment of esoteric information.

  • 26
    Apr

    Review: Grand Magus – Wolf God

    Metal, Reviews
    By The Conductor
    133
    0
    Epic metal, epic metal everywhere.
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  • 12
    Mar

    Album Review: Tyr – Hel

    Metal, Reviews
    By The Conductor
    268
    0
    Hel ain’t a bad place to be
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  • 7
    Feb

    Review: Downfall of Gaia – Ethic of Radical Finitude

    Metal, Reviews
    By The Conductor
    288
    0
    When someone describes a band as being atmospheric I always fear that I’m about to listen to something that lacks ...
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  • 18
    Jan

    Review: Dust Bolt – Trapped in Chaos

    Metal, Reviews
    By The Conductor
    347
    0
    Teutonic thrash? Don’t mind if I do
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  • 15
    Nov

    Review: Psycroptic: As the Kingdom Drowns

    Metal, Reviews
    By The Conductor
    1371
    0
    Death Metal From Down Under
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  • 15
    Oct

    From the Isle of Disenchantment: An Interview with Psycroptic

    Interviews, Metal
    By The Conductor
    910
    0
    Coming from a land under the down under are Tasmanian tech death titans Psycroptic.
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  • 2
    Oct

    Review: Wolfheart – Constellation Of The Black Light

    Metal, Reviews
    By The Conductor
    1434
    0
    Chilled but never frozen.
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  • 20
    Sep

    Review: Grave Digger – The Living Dead

    Metal, Reviews
    By The Conductor
    1249
    0
    Grave Digger is as Grave Digger does.
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  • 18
    Sep

    Review: Windfaerer – Alma

    Metal, Reviews
    By The Conductor
    1289
    0
    Two years ago, I was looking over the lineup for the now-defunct Pocono Pagan and Folk Metal Fest. As I ...
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  • 22
    Aug

    Review: Mantar – The Modern Art of Setting Ablaze

    Metal, Reviews
    By The Conductor
    1758
    0
    How to drop straight fire.
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