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The 5 Most Important Sheeple in Metal
Carving your own path in this world is a made up fantasy constructed by idiots. Let’s meet the true heroes, ... -
Review: 40 Watt Sun: Wider than the Sky
Have you ever listened to something so excruciatingly somber that, even on a particularly amazing day, you very nearly fell ... -
TMP: Cyber Monday Sales, The Ocean, Hour of Penance, and More!
Four day weekends are great for a lot of reasons, but the Monday after is a cruel retribution. Let the ... -
TMP: Witchery, Shining, Pain of Salvation, and More!
There’s kind of a lot of news about older bands this week, and I am not even going to mention ... -
TMP: Gnaw Their Tongues, UADA, A Sense of Gravity, and More!
The end of the year is nigh. News seems to be slimming as the metal world stops everything they are ... -
This Week in Metal News History: 2001
Tired of “so-and-so’s album turned 30 today” articles? Yeah, me too. Let’s get into some of the grittier pieces of ... -
TMP: Artificial Brain, Obsequiae, Beyond Creation, Moon Tooth, Soen, and More!
Get in here for the only news that will matter in the next few days. I can’t think of anything ... -
Into the Storm: The Re(Inter)view
A review. An interview. Sludge. Doom. A song that may or may not be about having bees in your mouth. ... -
TMP: Swanö, Enslaved, Crippled Black Phoenix, and More!
None of my news is particularly spooky for this Halloween edition of The Monday Press, but your personalities are scary ... -
TMP: Xibalba, Void Omnia, Dead Congregation, & Tours Galore!
Despite losing all three games that I went to this year, the Cubs are in the series! Luckily I don’t ...
