Call A Pregnant Light’s Hotline Now!

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It’s hard out there for a band these days. It seems like every other day a hot new band is coming out that the metal masses are slobbering over. Before you know it, people have moved on and you’re left waiting for someone to include you in their Album Of The Year lists. You need the sound, the look, and the luck. Once you have that, then you need the PR, the positive press, interviews, and promoters that are willing to have you play live. Still, nowadays, you need some chucklehead on Twitter going “This slaps my dingle dangle dongle” or whatever it is people say right now.

As a band, you have to find ways to differentiate yourself from the pack. Some try gimmicks, costumes or saying dumb things on the internet for shock value. The list goes on. Other bands get a little more creative. Not with their look or some viral marketing scheme, like pretending your vocalist was kidnapped, but with unique ways to deliver music and products.  Nine Inch Nails had flash drives hidden at their shows. Zao recently released music on a Nintendo cartridge. Kurt Ballou of Converge has business cards that double as printed circuit boards. It’s stuff like this that stands out, makes news, and drums up new interest. A Pregnant Light is doing something equally as cool and equally as unique. Thus, I bring to you A Pregnant Light Hotline.

APL mastermind Damian Master had this to say:

A PREGNANT LIGHT – KISS ME THRU THE PHONE

(TOLL FREE) 1-888-491-0069

NEW FOR 2020. EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY, ON THE 13th OF EVERY MONTH, FROM NOW UNTIL DECEMBER, A PREGNANT LIGHT WILL BE RELEASING A NEW SONG THAT WILL ONLY BE AVAILABLE OVER THE PHONE. YOU MUST CALL THE NUMBER TO HEAR THE SONG. IT WILL NOT BE AVAILABLE FOR STREAMING, PURCHASE OR DOWNLOAD.

EVERY MONTH A NEW SONG WILL BE UNVEILED AS PART OF THE “KISS ME THRU THE PHONE” ENTERPRISE. ALSO PART OF THIS INTERACTIVE EXPERIMENT IS THE OPTION TO KISS ME THROUGH THE PHONE, OR: LEAVE AN ANONYMOUS VOICE MESSAGE. TALK ABOUT LOVE, FEAR, LUST, HOT-BLOODED EMOTIONS, OR ANY SUBJECT YOU DESIRE, TOLL-FREE, 24 HOURS A DAY, 7 DAYS A WEEK, FOR ALL OF 2020. THIS IS A TOLL-FREE PHONE CALL FROM ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD. CALL TO HEAR THE NEW SONG EVERY MONTH, AND LEAVE APL A “KISS” VIA VOICEMAIL. AS THE MONTHS GO ON, CONTINUE TO CALL IN AS THE MENUS AND OPTIONS WILL CHANGE. THIS IS A LIVING PROJECT. YOU ARE A PART OF THIS. IN DECEMBER, ALL THE SONGS WILL BE COLLECTED RELEASED AS CAPSULE OF THIS AMBITIOUS PROJECT. BE A PART, JOIN ME.

LISTEN TO THE NEW SONG FOR JANUARY, “CRANBERRY BOG” RIGHT NOW. CALL 1-888-491-0069.

NEW APL – KISS ME THROUGH THE PHONE LONGSLEEVE SHIRTS ARE ON SALE NOW. THEY COME WITH FREE STICKERS AND PULL TAB PHONE FLYERS TO BE DISTRIBUTED THROUGH YOUR TOWN, WHEREVER YOU ARE. APL SHIRTS ARE AVAILABLE ONLY THROUGH THE CSR BIG CARTEL PAGE. (Link in bio)
THANK YOU. I’M WAITING FOR YOUR CALL…. #apregnantlight

That’s right. Call that number every month and get a fresh slice of A Pregnant Light music for free. What a creative, fun, and unique way to keep people interested in your music for an entire year. All you have to do is turn off TikTok, mash your stubby fingers on to the numbers screen and listen.  Make sure to leave Damian a big wet sloppy kiss and tell him Toilet Ov Hell sent you.

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