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Songs We’d Actually Like To See Slayer Perform On Their “Last” World Tour
In a gadda da vida, honey… -
Let Donald Trump Title Your Next Metal Album
Want to avoid ending up with a generic album title? Try referencing the work of a modern Wordsworth. -
QUIZ: Which CHAOS GOD/POP STAR should you worship?
Tired of your humdrum existence? Take this handy interactive quiz and find out which Chaos God/Pop Star pairing you should ... -
We Got Toilet: The Gathering Cards
Our good buddy GrumpDumpus sent us custom Toilet ov Hell-themed Magic: The Gathering cards. Check these out, then make your ... -
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The Best Metal Album Art of the Year Goes to the White House Holiday Decorations
As grim and lifeless as those that inhabit the White House. -
Local Promoter Introduces Controversial Loot Box System to Festival Roster
Suburban Springs, Iowa – Reports have been flooding in from parents of local band members over the last few days that ... -
New Genre Alert!: Blackwave
Indefatigable one-man black metal artist Striborg has invented an entirely new genre called Blackwave–and Maurice “Mories” de Jong isn’t even ... -
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Join ToH’s Desert Metal MLM (NOT a Pyramid Scheme) with Shezmu
Toilet ov Hell is proud to announce that Shezmu is the latest high-profile act to join our Desert Metal multi-level marketing company ...
