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It’s Time to Stop Making Metal Music
Greetings, metal artists. You don’t know me, but I know you. Or at least I want to know you — ... -
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From Gothboy to Cowboy: A Timeline of David Vincent’s Visual Evolution
On June 15, 2015, metal fans across the globe awoke to the shocking news that David “Evil D” Vincent, vocalist ... -
A Farewell to the Piano Man: Elton John Calls it Quits
Sir Elton John rocked the world last week when he announced his farewell tour. -
Yes! I Found It! The Perfect Snare Tone!
As a vagrant wanderer in a desert of dry bones. As the philosopher without a question. As the teacher without ... -
Celebrity Fuck-Ups: Missed Opportunities to Co-Opt Metal Culture
Dear Celebrities: If you were born after 1989 and you leave your house wearing anything but a metal shirt, you ... -
Songs We’d Actually Like To See Slayer Perform On Their “Last” World Tour
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Let Donald Trump Title Your Next Metal Album
Want to avoid ending up with a generic album title? Try referencing the work of a modern Wordsworth. -
QUIZ: Which CHAOS GOD/POP STAR should you worship?
Tired of your humdrum existence? Take this handy interactive quiz and find out which Chaos God/Pop Star pairing you should ...
