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Discover the Secret of Steel with this Manowar Lyric Generator
HAIL AND KILL! TRUE METAL WARRIORS! INTO GLORY WE SHALL PREVAIL! WITH TRUE METAL LYRICS! -
Missed Connections: The Metal Edition
Ever met someone special, but failed to get their name or contact information? We all have at some point, and what ... -
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The Five Stages of Grief for Heavy Metal Collectors
Heavy metal, as a singularly fringe interest, relies on both word of mouth and consumer acquisition for its spread and ... -
What Do You People Do With Your Metal Stickers?
If you are anything like these two dorks, you attach them to your face to distract interlocutors from your dead ... -
Check out Cards Against Brütälity
The hottest new party game from Toilet Ov Hell that totally exists and is very real and not fake. -
All the Metal News of Tomorrow, Today!
By the time you read this, I will be on vacation and taking a well deserved break from all you monsters ... -
Gimme Something To Watch: Satanic Cults and Ritual Crime
Are you under the influence of Satan? You might be! Watch this video to find out! -
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And Now, Eight Songs By Bands Named ‘Toilet’
Flush your mind clean with tunes from these clever commode callsigns.
