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Gene Simmons is Business and So Can You!
Have you ever found yourself thinking aloud “Man, I’d love to know how to properly market my brand to millions ... -
Flush It Friday: Everybody’s Free (to Feel Good)
Ah, Friday, the best of all possible days. Come 5:00 today, you’ll have the most free time ahead of you ... -
Judging Albums by Their Covers
In which we review a bunch of terrible-looking metal albums–without having listened to them first. -
RiffBeef of the Week: Make Masterlord Great AgainThis morning I awoke to a message from esteemed editor-in-chief/big daddy Papa Joe Thrashnkill asking, “What’s up with Riff of the ... -
We’re Going to Make Metallica Great Again
Metallica. Metallica used to be the best, BEST, band in the country. They had the riffs, they had the best ... -
An Incomplete List Of Bad Band Names
Being in a band is hard enough. Don’t make it worse by having a ridiculous band name. -
Deathcore Bands – Meet The Chug-O-Meter
Deathcore has gotten a bad rap, and the criticisms against it are most definitely justified. Most bands are a carbon ... -
Whiff of the Week: Godsmack Day
OH SHIT BRO TODAY IS OFFICIALLY GAWDSMACK DAY IN BAWSTON, THOSE GUYS ARE FAHKIN’ HARDCOAR. -
Discover the Secret of Steel with this Manowar Lyric Generator
HAIL AND KILL! TRUE METAL WARRIORS! INTO GLORY WE SHALL PREVAIL! WITH TRUE METAL LYRICS! -
Missed Connections: The Metal Edition
Ever met someone special, but failed to get their name or contact information? We all have at some point, and what ...
