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We’re Going to Make Metallica Great Again
Metallica. Metallica used to be the best, BEST, band in the country. They had the riffs, they had the best ... -
An Incomplete List Of Bad Band Names
Being in a band is hard enough. Don’t make it worse by having a ridiculous band name. -
Deathcore Bands – Meet The Chug-O-Meter
Deathcore has gotten a bad rap, and the criticisms against it are most definitely justified. Most bands are a carbon ... -
Whiff of the Week: Godsmack Day
OH SHIT BRO TODAY IS OFFICIALLY GAWDSMACK DAY IN BAWSTON, THOSE GUYS ARE FAHKIN’ HARDCOAR. -
Discover the Secret of Steel with this Manowar Lyric Generator
HAIL AND KILL! TRUE METAL WARRIORS! INTO GLORY WE SHALL PREVAIL! WITH TRUE METAL LYRICS! -
Missed Connections: The Metal Edition
Ever met someone special, but failed to get their name or contact information? We all have at some point, and what ... -
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The Five Stages of Grief for Heavy Metal Collectors
Heavy metal, as a singularly fringe interest, relies on both word of mouth and consumer acquisition for its spread and ... -
What Do You People Do With Your Metal Stickers?
If you are anything like these two dorks, you attach them to your face to distract interlocutors from your dead ... -
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